General Blah Blah, Xenolexica

Don’t Just Like

LIKE is watered-down love.

Like is mediocre.

Like is the wishy-washy emotion of the content.

Athletes don’t do it for the like of a sport.

Artists don’t suffer for the like of art.

There are no I LIKE N.Y. T-shirts.

And Romeo didn’t just like Juliet.

Love. Now that’s powerful stuff.

Love changes things,

upsets things,

Conquers things.

Love is at the root of everything good that

has ever happened and willl ever happen

LOVE what you do

From a blackberry endorsement

Sorry I haven’t posted in a long while Ellipses. I’ve been in a gunk (guy-funk) this past few weeks. I’ve never felt so unsure of myself. But here I am again and me typing is always a good sign. Gonna post lots more soon! Time for a Lazarus moment!

Bedtime Laughs, General Blah Blah, Xenolexica

More words deserving a place in Webster!

Markplex – a psychological paralysis regarding the inability to choose which color of highlighter to use

Beelzeboss – the devil in the form of a supervisor or superior that gets into your way of doing work by being impossible and cannot be cast out

Bozone – the invisible membrane surrounding stupid people that stop bright ideas from penetrating

Doork – a person who always pushes on a door marked “PULL” or Vice versa.

Gelation – the frustration of trying to peel off the stubborn lid on yogurt or jelly ace

Ellacelleration – the mistaken belief that repeatedly pressing the elevator button will somehow make it faster

Braggables – the things, actions, or results about which a person can brag

Ignoranus – a person who’s both stupid and an…

Flosstitution – using anything other than real floss (i.e. , business cards, matchbook covers, etc.) to clean between your teeth

Intaxication – Euphoria at getting a tax refund which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with

Sarchasm – the gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn’t get it

Otisosis – the inability to meet anyone else’s eyes in an elevator

Telecrastination – the act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick It up even when you’re only six inches away

Brandalism – the defacement of public buildings and spaces by corporate ads, logos, and other forms of branding

Buttcall – an unintended phone call placed by sitting on one’s cell phone

Glurge – a sentimental or uplifting story particularly one delivered via e-mail, that uses inaccurate or fabricated facts;  a story that is mawkish or maudlin; the genre consisting of such stories

Barfmail – an e-mail message spewed out in all directions.

Nastygram – a letter, e-mail, or other message that insults, criticizes, or attempts to intimidate the recipient.

Freemium – relating to a business model that offers basic services free, but charges a premium for advanced or special features

Telletiquette – the polite distance kept by one person behind another at an ATM, so as not to be suspected of trying to glimpse that person’s secret code

Snoopervision – a management or regulatory style characterized by intrusiveness or excessive prying

Brandwidth – the amount of brand recognition enjoyed by a product or service

Geeky right? but not as geeky as this..

if you've gone this far, why not add binary code as well?

Now can somebody tell me why “geck” (Scorn, derision, or contempt), a word barely used, is using up dictionary space, and not gelation or ellacelleration?