Markplex – a psychological paralysis regarding the inability to choose which color of highlighter to use
Beelzeboss – the devil in the form of a supervisor or superior that gets into your way of doing work by being impossible and cannot be cast out
Bozone – the invisible membrane surrounding stupid people that stop bright ideas from penetrating
Doork – a person who always pushes on a door marked “PULL” or Vice versa.
Gelation – the frustration of trying to peel off the stubborn lid on yogurt or jelly ace
Ellacelleration – the mistaken belief that repeatedly pressing the elevator button will somehow make it faster
Braggables – the things, actions, or results about which a person can brag
Ignoranus – a person who’s both stupid and an…
Flosstitution – using anything other than real floss (i.e. , business cards, matchbook covers, etc.) to clean between your teeth
Intaxication – Euphoria at getting a tax refund which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with
Sarchasm – the gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn’t get it
Otisosis – the inability to meet anyone else’s eyes in an elevator
Telecrastination – the act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick It up even when you’re only six inches away
Brandalism – the defacement of public buildings and spaces by corporate ads, logos, and other forms of branding
Buttcall – an unintended phone call placed by sitting on one’s cell phone
Glurge – a sentimental or uplifting story particularly one delivered via e-mail, that uses inaccurate or fabricated facts; a story that is mawkish or maudlin; the genre consisting of such stories
Barfmail – an e-mail message spewed out in all directions.
Nastygram – a letter, e-mail, or other message that insults, criticizes, or attempts to intimidate the recipient.
Freemium – relating to a business model that offers basic services free, but charges a premium for advanced or special features
Telletiquette – the polite distance kept by one person behind another at an ATM, so as not to be suspected of trying to glimpse that person’s secret code
Snoopervision – a management or regulatory style characterized by intrusiveness or excessive prying
Brandwidth – the amount of brand recognition enjoyed by a product or service
Geeky right? but not as geeky as this..
if you've gone this far, why not add binary code as well?
Now can somebody tell me why “geck” (Scorn, derision, or contempt), a word barely used, is using up dictionary space, and not gelation or ellacelleration?