What is Coffee?
Well according to our invaluably dear friend Wikipedia,
“Coffee is a brewed drink prepared from roasted seeds, commonly called coffee beans, of the coffee plant. They are seeds of coffee cherries that grow on trees in over 70 countries. Green unroasted coffee is one of the most traded agricultural commodities in the world. Due to its caffeine content, coffee can have a stimulating effect in humans. Today, coffee is one of the most popular beverages worldwide.”
Here are alternative (better) Coffee definitions and explanations:
It’s discovery has enlarged the realm of illusion and given more promise to hope
Should be administered intravenously
Is like love, the more you get, the harder to let go
Deprivation hereof may cause sleep or worse, sopor
A habit nigh impossible to get rid of
Is the writer’s blood type
Created on the Eight Day
What came before life
Because you can sleep when you’re dead
If heaven had flavor
Proof that God Loves us
Was made for the Morning
100% replacement for sleep
The gasoline of life
A food group
When added to thinking, produces great results
When not added to thinking, still produces great results
With enough, you can rule the world, and never sleep again
Is something people sleep for, just to get another
Is not really a beverage, it is a Moment, of pleasure
Often used as a comparison (E.g: I Love You, but not as much as I love Coffee)
It Starts a Great Day
a definition of a woman: Hot, Strong, Sweet and Steamy
A cup of cloud 9
Causes you to sleep with your eyes open
Has an evil twin: Decaf
Smells like freshly ground heaven
The first peripheral
a day without coffee is not day, but a nightmare
At 16 cups of coffee a day, sleep becomes irrelevant!
The True Black Gold
Breakfast without coffee is like a Predator without ammo.
Coffee Binge: That which is necessary to function normally.
makes the world go round, love only populates it!
The foundation of consciousness.
Error running WAKEUP.BAT: COFFEE.INI not found.
basic need of the human heart in nearly every great crisis
When used with fingernails, you could go on a low-fat, high stress diet.
One of the major vitamins
what separates humans from animals
quantity is directly proportional to the power’s of the mind
When it falls into your stomach, and straightway there is a general commotion. Ideas begin to move like the battalions of the Grand Army of the battlefield, and the battle takes place. Things remembered arrive at full gallop, ensuing to the wind. The light cavalry of comparisons deliver a magnificent deploying charge, the artillery of logic hurry up with their train and ammunition, the shafts of with start up like sharpshooters. Similes arise, the paper is covered with ink; for the struggle commences and is concluded with torrents of black water, just as a battle with powder. ~Honore de Balzac,
Be a coffee-drinking individual…espresso yourself!
Everybody should believe something
I believe I’ll have more coffee.